Your Tesla self-driving capability will see a step change improvement as we integrate upgrades for the Austin robotaxi build into the general production release

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,767.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,756.34
-11.460 (-0.30%)
5 min
$3,743.36
-24.440 (-0.65%)
10 min
$3,738.46
-29.340 (-0.78%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.271060
-0.0₃799 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.270380
-0.001 (-0.54%)
10 min
$0.269500
-0.002 (-0.87%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007412
+0.0₄23 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.007397
+0.0₅8 (+0.11%)
10 min
$0.007266
-0.0₃122 (-1.66%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest self-driving update sent crypto markets into their usual state of mild confusion. ETH dipped steadily: down 0.30% in 1 minute, 0.65% in 5, and 0.78% in 10, echoing its past reactions to Tesla tech news with slightly sharper declines than historical averages. DOGE mirrored ETH’s trajectory: 0.29% drop in 1 minute, 0.54% in 5, and 0.87% in 10, proving once again that even meme coins can’t resist Tesla’s gravitational pull. GORK, the wildcard, initially gained 0.31% in 1 minute before flipping to a 1.66% loss in 10, showcasing its trademark volatility. Compared to past posts, this announcement triggered more pronounced moves in ETH and DOGE, though still within the realm of "Elon-induced noise" rather than seismic shifts. Historical similarity scores hovered around 60%, suggesting the market treats these updates as variations of the same theme: Tesla promises, crypto twitches. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing Musk’s tweets for robotaxi hints while GORK investors ride their own emotional rollercoaster.

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