Grok now over 500k ratings with 4.9 average!

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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

BREAKING: Grok iOS app just hit 500,000 ratings in the US, with an incredible 4.9/5 average.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,415.09

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,417.59
+2.50 (+0.06%)
5 min
$4,419.94
+4.85 (+0.11%)
10 min
$4,420.04
+4.95 (+0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229530
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
5 min
$0.229460
+0.0₄199 (+0.01%)
10 min
$0.229790
+0.0₃349 (+0.15%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010082
-0.0₄339 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.010142
+0.0₄259 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.010170
+0.0₄54 (+0.53%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok milestone triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH inched up 0.06% in the first minute, stabilizing at 0.11% over 5 and 10 minutes, while DOGE barely moved with a peak of 0.15% after 10 minutes. GORK, the supposed star of the show, initially dipped 0.34% before recovering to a modest 0.53% gain, proving once again that crypto markets have the attention span of a caffeinated squirrel. Historical context reveals these moves are tamer than a monastery’s silent retreat: past Grok-related posts saw ETH swings up to -0.81% and DOGE plunges of -1.59%, making today’s reaction look like a nap. Volatility? More like a sedated sloth. Nothing says "market efficiency" like a 500k-rated AI app moving crypto prices less than a misplaced decimal in a meme trader’s spreadsheet.

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