More cases of Grok making it to rank 1

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DogeDesigner
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Grok is now the #1 Productivity app in Ukraine. 𝕏 is now the #1 News app in Ukraine.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,235.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,233.08
-2.630 (-0.06%)
5 min
$4,231.41
-4.300 (-0.10%)
10 min
$4,232.98
-2.730 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233400
-0.0₃21 (-0.09%)
5 min
$0.233300
-0.0₃31 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.233070
-0.0₃54 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007708
+0.0₄309 (+0.40%)
5 min
$0.007645
-0.0₄319 (-0.42%)
10 min
$0.007693
+0.0₄16 (+0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok post triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap: minor dips, tiny bumps, and zero fireworks. ETH wobbled like a sleepy intern: down 0.06% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, then a partial recovery to -0.06% at 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic losses, maxing out at -0.23%. GORK, the supposed star, managed a fleeting 0.40% gain before flip-flopping to -0.42%. Historical context reveals these moves are barely a ripple: past Grok posts swung ETH up to +0.36% or down -0.84%, while DOGE once plunged -1.59%. Today’s action is less "market-moving" and more "market-shrugging." Nothing says "revolutionary AI adoption" like GORK’s price chart resembling a caffeine-deprived EKG.

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