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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,413.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,408.29
-4.920 (-0.11%)
5 min
$4,407.18
-6.030 (-0.14%)
10 min
$4,410.35
-2.860 (-0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229080
-0.0₃319 (-0.14%)
5 min
$0.229080
-0.0₃319 (-0.14%)
10 min
$0.229370
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010057
-0.0₄73 (-0.72%)
5 min
$0.010052
-0.0₄779 (-0.77%)
10 min
$0.010136
+0.0₅599 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post once again proves that markets move faster than Tesla's autopilot. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.11%), 5min (-0.14%), 10min (-0.06%), while DOGE mirrored the trend with 1min (-0.14%), 5min (-0.14%), 10min (-0.01%). GORK, ever the wildcard, swung from -0.72% at 1min to +0.06% at 10min. Historically, identical posts have triggered both rallies and selloffs: ETH once jumped +0.40% in 5min, while DOGE flipped from +0.54% to -0.18% in another instance. Today’s reaction is notably tamer, with volatility well below the usual Musk-induced chaos. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing tears-of-joy emojis for trading signals.

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