Released another

@grok app update. Also, another @X app update.
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Update your Grok app to the latest version.

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,408.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,408.15
-0.550 (-0.01%)
5 min
$4,406.94
-1.760 (-0.04%)
10 min
$4,402.14
-6.560 (-0.15%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229590
-0.0₃219 (-0.10%)
5 min
$0.229430
-0.0₃379 (-0.17%)
10 min
$0.229170
-0.0₃639 (-0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010492
-0.0₄169 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.010328
-0.0₃180 (-1.72%)
10 min
$0.010353
-0.0₃155 (-1.48%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest app update post triggered a rare negative reaction across crypto markets, proving even his magic touch has limits. ETH dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5 minutes, and 0.15% in 10 minutes, a stark contrast to historical posts where it gained up to 0.43%. DOGE and GORK followed suit with declines up to 0.28% and 1.72%, respectively, while past updates typically sparked minor rallies. Volatility was muted compared to historical norms, suggesting traders are either fatigued or finally questioning the existential link between app updates and crypto valuations. Nothing says "market efficiency" like digital assets swaying to the rhythm of patch notes and emojis.

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