🤨

avatar
DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

𝕏 is ranked #1 News app on the Apple AppStore.

🇺🇸 Here’s what Apple is featuring instead: ➤ Local News & Weather - Rank 88 ➤ Business Insider - Rank 115 ➤ Reuters - Rank 45 ➤ Bloomberg - Rank 36 ➤ WSJ - Rank 8 Why this bias against 𝕏?

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,440.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,446.54
+5.97 (+0.13%)
5 min
$4,449.61
+9.04 (+0.20%)
10 min
$4,455.10
+14.53 (+0.33%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.233150
+0.0₃48 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.232750
+0.0₄8 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.233520
+0.0₃85 (+0.37%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010180
-0.0₄18 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.010189
-0.0₅9 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.010242
+0.0₄439 (+0.43%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest eyebrow-raising post about X's app store ranking sparked more market movement than actual app downloads. ETH saw modest gains: up 0.13% in 1 minute, 0.20% in 5 minutes, and 0.33% in 10 minutes, a rare positive swing compared to past similar posts that often triggered declines. DOGE wobbled like a confused Shiba Inu: tiny upticks of 0.21%, 0.03%, and 0.37% across the same intervals, while GORK shrugged with a dip, a smaller dip, then a 0.43% rebound. Historically, these posts are a coin toss: ETH dropped 1.16% once but gained 0.13% another time, while DOGE and GORK oscillated between irrelevance and mild panic. Today’s reaction is notably tamer, suggesting the market is either bored or finally learned to ignore the man behind the curtain. Nothing says "efficient markets" like crypto prices twitching over app store rankings while ignoring actual news.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: