Neither 𝕏 nor Grok are mentioned, but Tinder is “essential”, according to Apple …

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phil beisel
@pbeisel

Come on

@Apple you can do better... this is quite ridiculous. First image show X at the top— this is clearly based on raw data. But then "Try these AI-Powered Apps" doesn't present X or Grok at all. REALLY? And then we have "Top Apps Right Now"... that seems like a curated

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ETH

Before post: $4,452.17

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$4,450.61
-1.560 (-0.04%)
5 min
$4,453.90
+1.73 (+0.04%)
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$4,450.55
-1.620 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

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$0.233290
+0.0₃25 (+0.11%)
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$0.234340
+0.001 (+0.56%)
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$0.234080
+0.001 (+0.45%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

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$0.010558
-0.0₄46 (-0.43%)
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$0.010559
-0.0₄449 (-0.42%)
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$0.010583
-0.0₄21 (-0.20%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic grumble about app store politics triggered more market confusion than a sleep-deprived day trader. ETH wobbled like a rookie tightrope walker: down 0.04% in 1 minute, up 0.04% in 5, then back down 0.04% in 10. DOGE barely noticed, inching up 0.11%, 0.56%, and 0.45% across the same periods. GORK, the supposed subject of the drama, dipped 0.43%, 0.42%, and 0.20%—hardly the stuff of revolutions. Compared to historical grok-related posts, this was a snooze: past mentions sparked ETH swings up to 0.24% and GORK jumps of 1.48%, while today’s action resembled a deflating balloon. Nothing says "market-moving influencer" like a post that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a brokerage statement.

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