Grok

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Luis Batalha
@luismbat

Had Grok decode the latest IOCCC winner (International Obfuscated C Code Contest). It nailed it in seconds, without web access. The reasoning chain is a gem.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,590.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,599.50
+8.59 (+0.24%)
5 min
$3,594.06
+3.15 (+0.09%)
10 min
$3,582.36
-8.550 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199330
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.198810
-0.0₃21 (-0.11%)
10 min
$0.198200
-0.0₃82 (-0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006763
+0.0₄21 (+0.31%)
5 min
$0.006736
-0.0₅599 (-0.09%)
10 min
$0.006689
-0.0₄53 (-0.79%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest ode to Grok's coding prowess sent markets on another caffeine-free rollercoaster. ETH spiked 0.24% in the first minute, then gave back all gains within 10 minutes, while DOGE and GORK performed their usual magic trick of turning enthusiasm into dust. Historical data shows these Grok posts trigger more false starts than a track meet with a faulty starting pistol: the July 16 post saw GORK surge 1.48% over 10 minutes, while the August 1 "ftw" variant actually sustained ETH gains. Volatility remains tame by Musk-post standards, where single-digit percentage swings now qualify as market stability. The real winner here is pattern recognition software, which must be exhausted from tracking these non-trends. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms frantically parsing obfuscated code compliments.

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