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Nikita Bier
@nikitabier

Last week the 𝕏 app for iOS set a record for the most number of total downloads globally in its history.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,638.79

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,631.55
-7.240 (-0.16%)
5 min
$4,620.39
-18.400 (-0.40%)
10 min
$4,617.03
-21.760 (-0.47%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.229790
-0.0₃57 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.228940
-0.001 (-0.62%)
10 min
$0.228140
-0.002 (-0.96%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010955
-0.0₅3 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.010930
-0.0₄28 (-0.26%)
10 min
$0.010851
-0.0₃107 (-0.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about X's download record triggered a market reaction that was about as exciting as watching paint dry. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.16% in 1 minute, 0.40% in 5 minutes, and 0.47% in 10 minutes. DOGE followed suit with drops of 0.25%, 0.62%, and 0.96% over the same periods, while GORK barely blinked with declines of 0.03%, 0.26%, and 0.98%. Compared to historical posts with similar phrasing, this one landed with the impact of a soggy paper towel. The 70% similarity to "not good..." in May 2025 saw ETH rise slightly, while "not bad for a short existence..." in August 2025 also pushed ETH down marginally. Volatility here is so tame it could be mistaken for a nap. Nothing says "market-moving CEO" like a post that makes crypto traders yawn harder than a sloth on sedatives.

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