Not bad for a short existence

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Grok is the #2 app in productivity within iOS in the following countries US

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,673.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,665.03
-8.330 (-0.18%)
5 min
$4,668.57
-4.790 (-0.10%)
10 min
$4,666.99
-6.370 (-0.14%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239270
-0.0₃729 (-0.30%)
5 min
$0.239330
-0.0₃67 (-0.28%)
10 min
$0.239340
-0.0₃659 (-0.27%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008376
-0.0₄39 (-0.46%)
5 min
$0.008361
-0.0₄54 (-0.64%)
10 min
$0.008347
-0.0₄68 (-0.81%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on Grok's productivity merits proved about as stimulating as a lukewarm cup of decaf for crypto markets. ETH wobbled gently: down 0.18% in 1 minute, 0.10% in 5, and 0.14% in 10, while DOGE mirrored the apathy with drops of 0.30%, 0.28%, and 0.27% across the same intervals. GORK, presumably the intended beneficiary of this viral non-endorsement, fared worst: 0.46%, 0.64%, and 0.81% declines suggest even meme coins have standards. Volatility remains tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms—this post scored a mere 48.69% similarity to his May 2025 "not good..." utterance, which at least conjured a 0.45% DOGE rally. Apparently, markets now require either proper nouns or existential dread to move meaningfully. The real productivity hack here is ignoring the tweet entirely: investors saved precious seconds by not reacting to nothingburger commentary.

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