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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79

This is not Apple, Tesla or even Nvidia. It’s the US National Debt.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,605.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,607.69
+2.37 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,608.11
+2.79 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,606.88
+1.56 (+0.06%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.195890
+0.0₃23 (+0.12%)
5 min
$0.195840
+0.0₃179 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.195810
+0.0₃15 (+0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011480
+0.0₄899 (+0.79%)
5 min
$0.011540
+0.0₃149 (+1.32%)
10 min
$0.011520
+0.0₃129 (+1.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic debt musing sparked more confusion than panic, with crypto markets shrugging like a teenager told to clean their room. ETH inched up 0.09% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and 0.06% in 10, while DOGE barely twitched with 0.12%, 0.09%, and 0.08% gains. GORK, the perpetual underdog, led the pack with 0.79%, 1.32%, and 1.14% jumps, proving once again that obscurity loves volatility. Compared to past Musk-induced tremors, this was a snooze: May 30's "crazy..." post drove ETH up 0.32% in 1 minute, while May 21's "it's insane..." triggered a 0.76% drop. Today's reaction was less "market shock" and more "mild indigestion." Nothing says financial stability like a meme coin outperforming the entire crypto market after a billionaire vaguely quotes someone about debt.

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