We just caught the Failing New York Times, working with Fake News CNN, cheating again! They tried to demean the great work our B-2 pilots did, and they were wrong in doing so. These reporters are just BAD AND SICK PEOPLE. You would think they would be proud of the great success we had, instead of trying to always make our Country look bad. TOTAL OBLITERATION!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $6,146.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$6,145.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)
5 min
$6,144.50
-1.500 (-0.02%)
10 min
$6,145.25
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $43,323.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$43,327.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$43,317.00
-6.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$43,313.00
-10.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $107,404.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,359.77
-44.880 (-0.04%)
5 min
$107,174.57
-230.080 (-0.21%)
10 min
$107,225.61
-179.040 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,418.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,420.16
+1.95 (+0.08%)
5 min
$2,412.80
-5.410 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,412.09
-6.120 (-0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $9.06

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$9.06
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$9.02
-0.040 (-0.44%)
10 min
$9.02
-0.040 (-0.44%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at another round of media-bashing, proving that even "total obliteration" rhetoric has its limits. SP500 dipped 0.01% in 1 minute, 0.02% in 5 minutes, then halved losses to 0.01% at 10 minutes: a shrug in index form. Dow Jones waffled between +0.01% and -0.02%, as if undecided whether to yawn or nap. BTC and ETH mirrored each other’s apathy, with ETH’s initial 0.08% gain quickly undone by 0.25% losses—crypto traders clearly unimpressed by press feuds. TRUMP coin’s 0.44% drop suggests even meme investors find this script stale. Volatility was milder than historical parallels: compare today’s SP500 -0.02% peak swing to the -0.06% drop after the Pulitzer post, or BTC’s -0.21% slide versus its +0.24% rally last time. The market’s reaction? A masterclass in selective hearing, tuning out familiar noise like a trader with noise-canceling headphones. Nothing says "stable markets" like a former president’s rant causing less movement than a misplaced decimal in a Fed report.

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