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Sir Doge of the Coin
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in case u need to lose a boner fast (Grok Imagined)

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,553.89

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,550.58
-3.310 (-0.07%)
5 min
$4,548.51
-5.380 (-0.12%)
10 min
$4,541.73
-12.160 (-0.27%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.223640
-0.0₃39 (-0.17%)
5 min
$0.223230
-0.0₃799 (-0.36%)
10 min
$0.223170
-0.0₃859 (-0.38%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011774
-0.0₃188 (-1.58%)
5 min
$0.011772
-0.0₃191 (-1.60%)
10 min
$0.011674
-0.0₃288 (-2.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic meme post proves once again that the market treats his tweets like a Rorschach test for crypto traders. ETH dipped slightly across all timeframes: 1min (-0.07%), 5min (-0.12%), 10min (-0.27%), showing more resilience than DOGE and GORK. DOGE wobbled with 1min (-0.17%), 5min (-0.36%), 10min (-0.38%), while GORK took the hardest hit at 1min (-1.58%), 5min (-1.60%), 10min (-2.42%). Historical context reveals this post’s impact is middling: past similar tweets caused ETH swings from -0.49% to +0.32%, DOGE from -1.07% to +0.54%, and GORK from -1.09% to +1.12%. Volatility here is tame by Muskian standards, where even a single emoji can trigger double-digit chaos. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over a joke about boners and AI-generated faces.

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