Grok Imagine update released

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DogeDesigner
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BREAKING: Grok has updated its design. Now it shows your recent photos at the top to make it easier to animate them. Literally takes just one tap to convert to video. Update to the latest version on the AppStore.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,735.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,734.84
-0.850 (-0.02%)
5 min
$4,737.80
+2.11 (+0.04%)
10 min
$4,733.66
-2.030 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.243200
-0.0₃45 (-0.18%)
5 min
$0.243640
-0.0₄1 (0.00%)
10 min
$0.243620
-0.0₄3 (-0.01%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.010403
+0.0₃156 (+1.52%)
5 min
$0.010454
+0.0₃207 (+2.02%)
10 min
$0.010392
+0.0₃145 (+1.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok update post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that crypto markets have the attention span of a goldfish with a Twitter addiction. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived trader: down 0.02% in 1 minute, up 0.04% in 5, then down 0.04% in 10, a volatility range so tight it could fit in a Grok-generated haiku. DOGE barely moved, as if the meme coin collectively shrugged and went back to napping. GORK, the apparent star of this show, rallied 1.52% in 1 minute, peaked at 2.02% in 5, then settled at 1.42% in 10, because nothing says "market mover" like a feature update for converting cat photos to videos. Historical context reveals this is Groundhog Day with a 90% similarity score to an August 10 post, where ETH dipped then recovered, DOGE yawned, and GORK initially tanked before rebounding. The other posts show equally erratic patterns, because why should logic apply when Musk tweets about app updates? The irony? A post about streamlining photo-to-video conversions caused more fractional price gyrations than a caffeine-fueled day trader. The markets may be efficient, but they’re also easily distracted by shiny objects—especially when Elon is holding them.

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