Let’s get Grok to the top!

https://t.co/qbR9wvww0Q
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DogeDesigner
@cb_doge

Let’s show Apple what we can do.

💪 Let’s get Grok to the top 🥇 Go to the AppStore, give Grok a 5 star rating, and leave a review. 🚀 Let’s put it where it belongs 🔝 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,298.82

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,293.82
-5.000 (-0.12%)
5 min
$4,291.78
-7.040 (-0.16%)
10 min
$4,281.42
-17.400 (-0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.225790
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.225830
-0.0₄499 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.224940
-0.0₃939 (-0.42%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007548
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
5 min
$0.007549
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.007538
-0.0₄119 (-0.16%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's latest rallying cry for Grok reviews had all the market-moving power of a damp firework. ETH dipped 0.12% in 1 minute, 0.16% in 5, and 0.40% in 10, while DOGE and GORK barely twitched with sub-0.5% declines across all timeframes. This muted response contrasts sharply with past Grok-related posts, where ETH swung both ways (up 0.21% and down 0.24% in similar timeframes) and DOGE occasionally mustered 0.38% gains. The only consistency here is inconsistency, proving that even Musk's magic touch has its off days. Nothing says "revolutionary AI" like a token that can't even rally its own ticker.

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