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@kimmonismus

I don't know of any other company that has caught up and worked its way to the top in such a short time. Regardless of which model you like best, I have huge respect for

@xAI 's performance and ongoing speed of development. Native modality incoming! x.com/elonmusk/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,309.42

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,320.81
+11.39 (+0.26%)
5 min
$4,319.29
+9.87 (+0.23%)
10 min
$4,307.72
-1.700 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.236450
+0.0₃31 (+0.13%)
5 min
$0.236530
+0.0₃39 (+0.17%)
10 min
$0.236150
+0.0₄1 (+0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007765
+0.0₄22 (+0.28%)
5 min
$0.007782
+0.0₄389 (+0.50%)
10 min
$0.007774
+0.0₄309 (+0.40%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest team praise post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with GORK emerging as the unlikely winner. ETH saw a brief 0.26% spike before flatlining at -0.04% over 10 minutes, while DOGE barely twitched with a peak of 0.17%. GORK, the dark horse, galloped to a 0.50% gain at the 5-minute mark, outpacing its usual volatility—though still a rounding error in the grand scheme. Historical context reveals these posts are about as predictable as a cat on a keyboard: similar past team compliments caused ETH swings from -0.31% to +0.53%, DOGE between -0.33% and +1.06%, and GORK swinging wildly from -2.25% to +1.64%. Today’s reaction sits comfortably in the "meh" middle range. Nothing says market efficiency like a meme coin reacting more to vague praise than actual fundamentals. The real achievement here is how consistently these posts make traders overinterpret typos and enthusiasm.

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