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JeebsTX
@JeebsTX

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $4,216.12

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$4,218.18
+2.06 (+0.05%)
5 min
$4,216.50
+0.380 (+0.01%)
10 min
$4,224.29
+8.17 (+0.19%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.232300
+0.0₃609 (+0.26%)
5 min
$0.232490
+0.0₃799 (+0.35%)
10 min
$0.232650
+0.0₃959 (+0.41%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007608
-0.0₄189 (-0.25%)
5 min
$0.007626
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.007623
-0.0₅4 (-0.05%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji post proves once again that markets will move for any reason, or none at all. ETH saw a modest uptick: +0.05% in 1 minute, +0.01% in 5 minutes, and +0.19% in 10 minutes, defying its historical tendency to dip after similar posts. DOGE edged up consistently: +0.26%, +0.35%, and +0.41% over the same periods, while GORK barely flinched with minor losses. Volatility here is tame compared to past reactions, where ETH swung between -0.25% and +0.32% and DOGE ranged from -0.66% to +0.54%. GORK, the wildcard, once jumped +1.96% after an identical post—today’s -0.25% is practically a snub. Nothing says efficient markets like a Superman reference moving billions in value.

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