Grok Heavy keeps improving. If it gave some answers last week that perhaps weren’t quite correct then, it might be nailing the question now and definitely will be soon.

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Just another Saturday night riffing research questions and spamming Grok Heavy til 4am

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,474.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,475.56
+1.40 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,471.80
-2.360 (-0.07%)
10 min
$3,470.36
-3.800 (-0.11%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198900
+0.0₄9 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.198510
-0.0₃299 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.198180
-0.0₃629 (-0.32%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006710
-0.0₄23 (-0.34%)
5 min
$0.006691
-0.0₄42 (-0.62%)
10 min
$0.006678
-0.0₄55 (-0.82%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok musings triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap: mild interest followed by a shrug. ETH saw a fleeting 0.04% uptick at the 1-minute mark before sliding 0.11% over 10 minutes, while DOGE mirrored this with a 0.05% blip before a 0.32% drop. GORK, the supposed star of the show, slumped consistently, down 0.82%—apparently "nailing the question" isn't as profitable as one might hope. Historical context reveals a pattern: Musk's Grok posts typically spark short-lived ETH rallies (0.09% to 0.36% in prior cases), but this one underperformed even the least impactful past examples. DOGE’s reaction was equally tepid, lacking the 0.85% surges seen after similar past posts. Volatility here is less "rollercoaster" and more "park bench wobble." The irony? A post celebrating AI improvement coincided with the market’s collective decision to downgrade its enthusiasm. Perhaps Grok’s next upgrade should include a feature that predicts its own impact on crypto prices—though given the data, it might just answer with a sarcastic error message.

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