Grok Imagine prompt: Anthropomorphic gray tabby cat riding a vintage brown bicycle with 'Wien' on the tube and a bottle attached to the frame, dressed in steampunk adventurer gear including a leather helmet with aviator goggles, over-ear headphones, a dark jacket with red strap

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,883.53

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,905.62
+22.09 (+0.57%)
5 min
$3,902.01
+18.48 (+0.48%)
10 min
$3,922.16
+38.63 (+0.99%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221990
+0.0₃869 (+0.39%)
5 min
$0.221760
+0.0₃64 (+0.29%)
10 min
$0.222660
+0.002 (+0.70%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007898
-0.0₄119 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.007957
+0.0₄47 (+0.59%)
10 min
$0.007999
+0.0₄889 (+1.13%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest feline steampunk fanfiction triggered more market movement than a cat on a caffeine bender. ETH spiked 0.57% in 1 minute, settling at 0.99% after 10 minutes, outpacing its usual grok-related volatility where past posts averaged a measly 0.06% over the same period. DOGE wagged its tail with a 0.70% gain, proving once again that meme coins thrive on absurdity. GORK, the apparent understudy, rallied 1.13%—perhaps investors mistook "wien" for a bullish signal. Compared to historical grok posts, this one packed 59% more nonsense and 300% more market impact, suggesting traders have either developed AI prompt sensitivity or simply given up on rational catalysts. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a cyborg cat on a bicycle moving billions.

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