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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,865.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,857.07
-8.550 (-0.22%)
5 min
$3,853.60
-12.020 (-0.31%)
10 min
$3,856.16
-9.460 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.216990
-0.0₃109 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.217190
+0.0₄9 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.216930
-0.0₃169 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007376
+0.0₄169 (+0.23%)
5 min
$0.007353
-0.0₅599 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.007365
+0.0₅599 (+0.08%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH dipped slightly post-tweet: down 0.22% in 1 minute, 0.31% in 5 minutes, and 0.24% in 10 minutes. DOGE wobbled insignificantly, while GORK barely noticed, bouncing between minor gains and losses. Historical context shows this emoji has triggered both rallies and drops, with ETH swinging up to 0.40% or down 0.14% in past instances. Today’s reaction is notably muted, suggesting traders might finally be bored of the joke. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithmic panic over a single emoji repeated ad nauseam.

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