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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,629.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,626.65
-2.890 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,627.42
-2.120 (-0.06%)
10 min
$3,623.56
-5.980 (-0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.200930
-0.0₄999 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.200900
-0.0₃129 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.200740
-0.0₃289 (-0.14%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006857
+0.0₄15 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.006840
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.006813
-0.0₄29 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing proves once again that markets will react to anything, even nothing. ETH dipped modestly: down 0.08% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5 minutes, and 0.16% in 10 minutes, a far cry from the 0.31% drop after his AI boast last week. DOGE mirrored this with microscopic declines: 0.05%, 0.06%, and 0.14% over the same intervals, barely registering compared to its 0.51% plunge post-AI comment. GORK, ever the contrarian, initially gained 0.22% before fading to a 0.42% loss, showcasing its trademark volatility. Historical context reveals Musk’s words usually pack more punch: similar past posts triggered sharper moves, like ETH’s 0.68% swing after his solar math rant. This time, the market’s shrug suggests even meme coins have attention fatigue. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing existential tweets for tradable signals.

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