Building the future (that actually looks like the future)

📈 Market Reaction:

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $300.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$300.45
+0.050 (+0.02%)
5 min
$300.13
-0.270 (-0.09%)
10 min
$299.94
-0.460 (-0.15%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Tesla's latest cryptic tweet proves once again that Elon's musings move markets more than most earnings calls. The stock initially ticked up 0.02% in the first minute, as algorithms likely mistook vagueness for vision, then slid 0.09% over five minutes and 0.15% over ten as humans realized this was just another Rorschach test in tweet form. Volatility remained tame by Tesla standards—this is a stock that treats 2% swings like a morning coffee—but the lack of historical parallels suggests even the market has stopped pretending to understand the playbook. Nothing says "future" quite like watching traders parse existential bumper stickers for alpha.

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