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Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

After nine years of development, OpenAI released a model that underperforms compared to one of xAI's initial models, despite xAI being only two years old. Let that sink in.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,568.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,570.99
+2.86 (+0.08%)
5 min
$3,569.63
+1.50 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,580.10
+11.97 (+0.34%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197040
+0.0₃149 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.196970
+0.0₄799 (+0.04%)
10 min
$0.197900
+0.001 (+0.51%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006370
-0.0₅7 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.006378
+0.0₅1 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.006437
+0.0₄6 (+0.94%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest eyebrow-raising post triggered a market reaction so mild it could be mistaken for a yawn. ETH inched up 0.08% in the first minute, then settled at 0.34% after ten minutes, a far cry from the 1.54% drop seen in June 5th's nearly identical post. DOGE barely twitched, with a 0.51% gain over ten minutes, while GORK shrugged off initial dips to climb 0.94%, defying its usual post-Musk volatility. Compared to historical data, this was a snooze-fest: past eyebrow raises swung ETH by over 1.5% in either direction, while today’s moves were barely detectable without a microscope. Even GORK, the meme coin that usually reacts like a startled cat, barely flinched. Nothing says "market-moving influencer" like a post that leaves traders checking their internet connections.

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