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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,582.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,582.54
-0.330 (-0.01%)
5 min
$3,583.87
+1.000 (+0.03%)
10 min
$3,587.47
+4.60 (+0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198370
-0.0₃12 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.198520
+0.0₄3 (+0.02%)
10 min
$0.198860
+0.0₃37 (+0.19%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006704
+0.0₅1 (+0.01%)
5 min
$0.006702
-0.0₅1 (-0.01%)
10 min
$0.006698
-0.0₅499 (-0.07%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing moved markets less than a librarian's whisper during naptime. ETH dipped 0.01% in the first minute, then rose 0.03% and 0.13% over 5 and 10 minutes, a yawn compared to its 0.21% jump after a similar post last June. DOGE twitched 0.06% down initially, then inched up 0.02% and 0.19%, barely registering against its 0.25% surge in May. GORK’s 0.07% drop over 10 minutes was equally thrilling, especially when contrasted with its 0.74% rally last July. Volatility here is so mild it could be mistaken for a coma, with all assets staying within 0.2% of their starting points—far tamer than historical swings tied to Musk’s more emotive posts. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a tweet that makes crypto traders check if their Wi-Fi is working.

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