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Dmitry Medvedev
@MedvedevRussiaE

It's not for you or Trump to dictate when to 'get at the peace table'. Negotiations will end when all the objectives of our military operation have been achieved. Work on America first, gramps!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,780.32

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,786.90
+6.58 (+0.17%)
5 min
$3,788.03
+7.71 (+0.20%)
10 min
$3,789.99
+9.67 (+0.26%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.226630
+0.0₃969 (+0.43%)
5 min
$0.226250
+0.0₃59 (+0.26%)
10 min
$0.226330
+0.0₃67 (+0.30%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008950
+0.0₄169 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.008969
+0.0₄359 (+0.40%)
10 min
$0.008999
+0.0₄66 (+0.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest geopolitical meme-adjacent musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH inched up consistently: 1min (+0.17%), 5min (+0.20%), 10min (+0.26%), mirroring the June 9th post's trajectory where it gained 0.26% over 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK twitched with similar enthusiasm, their fractional gains resembling a caffeine-deprived trader’s attempt at enthusiasm. Volatility remains tame compared to historical reactions—no July 17th-style ETH nosedives (-0.49% in 10min) or DOGE meltdowns (-1.07%). This post landed in the "mildly amusing but financially inconsequential" category, a refreshing change from Musk’s usual market-moving theatrics. Nothing says "stable store of value" like digital assets swaying to the whims of a billionaire’s meme-forward diplomacy.

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