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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,520.88

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,521.16
+0.280 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,522.78
+1.90 (+0.08%)
10 min
$2,523.23
+2.35 (+0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.16

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.163860
+0.0₄4 (+0.02%)
5 min
$0.164010
+0.0₃189 (+0.12%)
10 min
$0.164230
+0.0₃409 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008301
-0.0₃108 (-1.28%)
5 min
$0.008304
-0.0₃104 (-1.25%)
10 min
$0.008307
-0.0₃101 (-1.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji post elicited the market equivalent of a polite golf clap. ETH inched up 0.01% in the first minute, peaking at a thrilling 0.09% over ten minutes, while DOGE managed a yawn-inducing 0.25% gain in the same period. GORK, ever the contrarian, shed 1.28% immediately, as if personally offended by the lack of creativity. Compared to historical precedent, this reaction was tamer than a sedated housecat: an identical post last May drove ETH up 0.32% over ten minutes, while DOGE’s prior 0.23% gain now looks like a bull run by comparison. Volatility here is so muted it could double as a white noise machine for insomniac traders. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets twitching at a single emoji reused with the enthusiasm of a broken record player.

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