Grok Imagine is AI Vine! Btw, we recently found the Vine video archive (thought it had been deleted) and are working on restoring user access, so you can post them if you want.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,477.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,470.86
-6.970 (-0.20%)
5 min
$3,463.61
-14.220 (-0.41%)
10 min
$3,461.84
-15.990 (-0.46%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.196790
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)
5 min
$0.196000
-0.001 (-0.53%)
10 min
$0.195520
-0.002 (-0.78%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006304
+0.0₄149 (+0.24%)
5 min
$0.006268
-0.0₄21 (-0.33%)
10 min
$0.006242
-0.0₄47 (-0.75%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest post about Grok and Vine archives sent crypto markets into a mild existential crisis, proving once again that even nostalgia can't escape the volatility of his tweets. ETH dipped 0.20% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.46% over ten minutes, mirroring the slow-motion collapse of a poorly executed Vine loop. DOGE fared worse, shedding 0.78% in ten minutes, while GORK briefly flirted with positivity before joining the downward spiral. Compared to historical posts, this reaction was tamer than the 0.84% ETH drop in July but still fits the pattern of Musk's Grok-related musings triggering more confusion than rallies. The 55% similarity to a prior post that actually boosted ETH highlights the market's capricious mood swings. Nothing says "progress" like watching digital assets twitch over a defunct video platform's potential revival. The only thing more volatile than crypto prices is the collective attention span of its investors.

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