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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,614.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,612.77
-1.920 (-0.05%)
5 min
$3,605.85
-8.840 (-0.24%)
10 min
$3,605.52
-9.170 (-0.25%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.239740
-0.0₃119 (-0.05%)
5 min
$0.239790
-0.0₄699 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.240540
+0.0₃68 (+0.28%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008072
-0.0₅5 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.008067
-0.0₄1 (-0.12%)
10 min
$0.008043
-0.0₄34 (-0.42%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest crypto-shaking revelation about "sparkles" had all the market-moving power of a damp firework. ETH dipped slightly post-tweet: down 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.24% in 5, and 0.25% in 10, a far cry from last year's 0.12% spike followed by a 0.26% drop. DOGE wobbled between negligible losses and a 0.28% gain, while GORK slid 0.42% over 10 minutes, reversing its 2025 rally of 0.73%. Volatility here is less "Musk-induced frenzy" and more "sleepy Sunday trading," with reactions muted compared to historical norms. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto prices reacting to a half-baked idea that even autocorrect rejects.

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