Grok Imagine is now making *videos* in 1/2 to 1/4 the time that major competitors take to make a single image!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,489.56

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,488.19
-1.370 (-0.04%)
5 min
$3,487.32
-2.240 (-0.06%)
10 min
$3,486.52
-3.040 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199330
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$0.199280
-0.0₄499 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.199190
-0.0₃14 (-0.07%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006655
-0.0₄179 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.006648
-0.0₄249 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.006658
-0.0₄15 (-0.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest Grok announcement left the market as whelmed as a decaf espresso. ETH dipped slightly: down 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.06% in 5, and 0.09% in 10, mirroring the August 3rd post's mild negativity but without the subsequent rebound. DOGE barely twitched: flat at 1 minute, then down 0.03% and 0.07%, a far cry from its 0.32% gain after the August 2nd beta tease. GORK slid 0.27% immediately, worse than its usual post-announcement chop, though it avoided the 0.75% nosedive seen after the "AI Vine" debacle. Volatility remains tame by Muskian standards—no double-digit swings, just the crypto equivalent of a shrug. Historical context shows these moves are noise, not news: similar posts triggered everything from 0.92% GORK spikes to 0.78% DOGE drops, with no clear pattern beyond collective confusion. Nothing says "market-moving innovation" like a token named GORK losing fractions of a cent to a tweet about video rendering speed. The only thing faster than Grok's output is the market's indifference.

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