Grok Heavy subscribers get first access to new products!

avatar
Tetsuo
@tetsuoai

Using voice with Grok 4 imagine is an insane experience. The meme game will never be the same. You need to get Grok Heavy now.

🚀

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,527.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,524.53
-2.480 (-0.07%)
5 min
$3,526.63
-0.380 (-0.01%)
10 min
$3,525.31
-1.700 (-0.05%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.202150
-0.0₃129 (-0.06%)
5 min
$0.202340
+0.0₄6 (+0.03%)
10 min
$0.202270
-0.0₅999 (0.00%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006394
+0.0₅4 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.006437
+0.0₄47 (+0.74%)
10 min
$0.006452
+0.0₄62 (+0.97%)

PayPal 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Tesla 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon's latest Grok-heavy hype train left ETH and DOGE passengers mildly unimpressed, while GORK enthusiasts got their usual sugar rush. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.07%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min (-0.05%), a far cry from August's 0.21% spike on similar Grok cheerleading. DOGE barely twitched: 1min (-0.06%), 5min (+0.03%), 10min flat, lacking the 0.29% jump seen last month. GORK, ever the loyal lapdog, inched up: 1min (+0.06%), 5min (+0.74%), 10min (+0.97%), mirroring July's 1.06% rally on equally vague Grok murmurs. Volatility here is tamer than a housecat on melatonin: ETH's 0.07% swing is microscopic compared to its 0.39% leap in July, and DOGE's non-movement suggests even meme traders are growing immune to Grok's siren song. Nothing says "market-moving genius" like a post that moves GORK more than ETH and DOGE combined—perhaps the real rocket was the friends we made along the way.

🗃️ Content similarity analysis: