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@grok app!

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,398.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,392.71
-5.730 (-0.17%)
5 min
$3,408.64
+10.20 (+0.30%)
10 min
$3,405.24
+6.80 (+0.20%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.190860
-0.0₃51 (-0.27%)
5 min
$0.192280
+0.0₃909 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.192050
+0.0₃679 (+0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006393
-0.0₅1 (-0.02%)
5 min
$0.006397
+0.0₅299 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.006392
-0.0₅2 (-0.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest meme-centric post triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with outcomes as predictable as a doge chasing its tail. ETH dipped 0.17% in the first minute, then rallied 0.30% over five minutes before settling at a 0.20% gain—volatility so mild it could pass for a stablecoin nap. DOGE mirrored the chaos with a 0.27% drop, then a 0.48% surge, proving once again that it trades on vibes, not fundamentals. GORK barely moved, suggesting even meme coins have standards. Compared to historical posts, this one was middle-of-the-pack: less impactful than his app download plea (which tanked ETH 0.31%) but more lively than his baby Grok announcement (a snooze-fest at 0.13% gains). The 46.91% similarity to his "memes are information-dense" post didn’t stop markets from reacting like they’d never heard the joke before. Nothing says efficient markets like crypto prices swinging on a tweet that essentially translates to "post memes, maybe."

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