Memes are the most information-dense form of communication

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,481.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,478.64
-2.770 (-0.08%)
5 min
$3,478.45
-2.960 (-0.09%)
10 min
$3,480.30
-1.110 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.219480
+0.001 (+0.56%)
5 min
$0.219660
+0.001 (+0.65%)
10 min
$0.219040
+0.0₃79 (+0.36%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008271
-0.0₅7 (-0.08%)
5 min
$0.008273
-0.0₅499 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.008217
-0.0₄61 (-0.74%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest meme musing triggered the crypto equivalent of a polite golf clap from the market. ETH dipped slightly: 1min (-0.08%), 5min (-0.09%), 10min (-0.03%), as if traders briefly paused to ponder the existential weight of memes before resuming their coffee breaks. DOGE, ever the loyal hypebeast, inched up: 1min (+0.56%), 5min (+0.65%), 10min (+0.36%), proving even a non-move can be spun as bullish when the meme king speaks. GORK barely flinched: 1min (-0.08%), 5min (-0.06%), 10min (-0.74%), suggesting its namesake AI still hasn’t grokked grokking. Compared to last year’s "grok understands memes" post (40.5% similarity), this was a snooze fest: ETH’s reaction was milder, DOGE’s enthusiasm more subdued, and GORK’s identity crisis equally unresolved. Nothing says "information-dense" like a tweet that moves markets less than a misplaced decimal in a tax filing.

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