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アニと日本語で話してみて！ talk to Ani in Japanese! x.com/schroneko/stat…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,964.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,969.90
+4.99 (+0.17%)
5 min
$2,974.49
+9.58 (+0.32%)
10 min
$2,977.61
+12.70 (+0.43%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.191370
+0.0₃31 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.191570
+0.0₃509 (+0.27%)
10 min
$0.191540
+0.0₃479 (+0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007586
+0.0₄479 (+0.64%)
5 min
$0.007615
+0.0₄769 (+1.02%)
10 min
$0.007571
+0.0₄329 (+0.44%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic Japanese post proves once again that markets will rally to anything vaguely positive, even if no one understands it. ETH saw a steady climb: up 0.17% in 1 minute, 0.32% in 5, and 0.43% in 10, outpacing its historical reactions to similar heart-eyed posts, which averaged 0.09% to 0.34% over 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK followed with modest gains, though GORK's 0.64% initial spike suggests someone out there really believes in the power of anime-themed tweets. Volatility here is tame compared to past heart-emoji events, where ETH swung from -0.13% to +0.49% and GORK once dropped 2.17% in a minute—apparently, not all love is created equal. Nothing says efficient markets like algorithms parsing emojis and broken Japanese to bet on digital assets.

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