Ironic indeed

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Arthur MacWaters
@ArthurMacwaters

1) slavery was ubiquitous in history and by every civilization 2) the only civilization to fight to end slavery (British and Americans) are still villainized as if they were the only ones who ever owned slaves Irony in the extreme x.com/therabbithole8…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,503.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,501.48
-1.660 (-0.05%)
5 min
$3,499.37
-3.770 (-0.11%)
10 min
$3,494.67
-8.470 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.199570
-0.0₃29 (-0.15%)
5 min
$0.199600
-0.0₃26 (-0.13%)
10 min
$0.199360
-0.0₃5 (-0.25%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006414
+0.0₄12 (+0.19%)
5 min
$0.006389
-0.0₄129 (-0.20%)
10 min
$0.006395
-0.0₅7 (-0.11%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musings on historical irony triggered a market reaction as subtle as a sledgehammer in a library. ETH dipped 0.05% in the first minute, sliding further to 0.24% over ten minutes, while DOGE mirrored the trend with a 0.25% drop. GORK, ever the contrarian, briefly rallied 0.19% before joining the retreat. Volatility here is tame compared to past performances: previous "indeed..." posts saw ETH swing 0.38% up before correcting, and "tragic..." sparked a 0.48% rally. Today’s moves are more whisper than shout, fitting for a post dissecting irony while markets yawn. Nothing says "market efficiency" like crypto reacting to a history lesson with the enthusiasm of a napping cat.

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