Tragic

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

We are in the absurd situation where: - solar resources look like this - the U.S. invented silicon solar cells - the U.S. invented LFP batteries - solar is the fastest growing source of electricity in human history - batteries are determining the fate of modern warfare *and* - x.com/JessePeltan/st…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,622.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,626.78
+4.28 (+0.16%)
5 min
$2,626.59
+4.09 (+0.16%)
10 min
$2,635.01
+12.51 (+0.48%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.197950
+0.0₃579 (+0.29%)
5 min
$0.197920
+0.0₃55 (+0.28%)
10 min
$0.198490
+0.001 (+0.57%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.011400
+0.0₄499 (+0.44%)
5 min
$0.011640
+0.0₃289 (+2.56%)
10 min
$0.011540
+0.0₃189 (+1.67%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's cryptic solar rant triggered more market confusion than a cat in a room full of laser pointers. ETH wobbled like a sleepwalker: up 0.16% in 1 and 5 minutes, then a wild 0.48% leap at 10 minutes. DOGE and GORK twitched with the enthusiasm of a dial-up modem: DOGE squeezed out 0.57% over 10 minutes while GORK did a mini moon dance at 2.56% in 5 minutes before settling at 1.67%. Volatility was tame by Musk standards—no Lambos were flipped, no memes went supernova. Historically, this is the market equivalent of a polite golf clap after a bad joke. The real tragedy here is that solar panels still can't power the collective brain cells lost deciphering Musk's tweets.