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JD Vance
@JDVance

The AfD is the most popular party in Germany, and by far the most representative of East Germany. Now the bureaucrats try to destroy it. The West tore down the Berlin Wall together. And it has been rebuilt—not by the Soviets or the Russians, but by the German establishment. x.com/secrubio/statu…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,847.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,845.74
-1.400 (-0.08%)
5 min
$1,845.57
-1.570 (-0.08%)
10 min
$1,845.51
-1.630 (-0.09%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.181240
-0.0₃129 (-0.07%)
5 min
$0.181270
-0.0₃1 (-0.06%)
10 min
$0.181900
+0.0₃53 (+0.29%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk’s decision to amplify JD Vance’s politically charged commentary about German politics—a topic about as relevant to crypto as a toaster is to quantum physics—seems to have had the market impact of a damp firework. ETH wobbled slightly downward, as if sighing in existential confusion, while DOGE briefly mirrored the chaos before remembering it’s a meme coin and rebounding with a shrug. The markets’ reaction? Less "Tesla rally" and more "wait, why are we talking about the Berlin Wall?" Conclusion: Musk’s post was about as effective at moving crypto as a politician’s tweet is at solving inflation—minimal, ironic, and entirely predictable. The real mystery is why DOGE didn’t moon just for the absurdity of it all.