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Rep. Andy Ogles
@RepOgles

I'm all in for more cuts to the bill. It's big, but it's not beautiful yet. The Senate's job is to make the bill better before sending it back to us. The House's job is to pass DOGE rescissions and EO codification bills that are collecting dust. Not to go home.

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $73.42

Time after posted
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1 min
$73.48
+0.060 (+0.08%)
5 min
$73.43
+0.010 (+0.01%)
10 min
$73.48
+0.060 (+0.08%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $314.40

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$314.21
-0.191 (-0.06%)
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$312.96
-1.441 (-0.46%)
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$312.35
-2.051 (-0.65%)

ETH

Before post: $2,570.71

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$2,567.71
-3.000 (-0.12%)
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$2,563.29
-7.420 (-0.29%)
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$2,566.04
-4.670 (-0.18%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.18

Time after posted
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$0.183600
-0.0₃679 (-0.37%)
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$0.182510
-0.002 (-0.96%)
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$0.183100
-0.001 (-0.64%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
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$0.009560
+0.0 (+0.00%)
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$0.009570
+0.0₅999 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.009730
+0.0₃17 (+1.78%)

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest political repost triggered the market's usual Pavlovian response: mild confusion and negligible movement. PayPal inched up 0.08% in the first minute, then flatlined at 0.01% by minute five, before reclaiming 0.08% at minute ten: a rollercoaster for ants. Tesla slid 0.06% initially, deepening to 0.65% over ten minutes, mirroring its historical tendency to dip on unrelated political noise. ETH and DOGE wobbled between 0.12%-0.29% and 0.37%-0.96% declines, respectively, while GORK—ever the enigma—sprinted to a 1.78% gain, defying its own erratic past. Volatility here is less "market frenzy" and more "squirrel crossing the road": brief, directionless, and quickly forgotten. Historical parallels show similar non-events, with DOGE occasionally mustering a 0.60% rally or ETH shrugging off 0.26% swings. The real takeaway? Markets now treat Musk’s political musings like a neighbor’s lawnmower: mildly annoying, but hardly worth closing the windows.

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