Imagine and Valentine beta access will roll out to Grok Heavy users shortly

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,738.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,752.75
+14.57 (+0.39%)
5 min
$3,740.65
+2.47 (+0.07%)
10 min
$3,738.62
+0.440 (+0.01%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.214210
+0.0₃719 (+0.34%)
5 min
$0.213400
-0.0₄9 (-0.04%)
10 min
$0.213000
-0.0₃49 (-0.23%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006661
+0.0₄11 (+0.17%)
5 min
$0.006648
-0.0₅199 (-0.03%)
10 min
$0.006659
+0.0₅9 (+0.14%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic Grok update triggered the usual market shrug with a side of mild curiosity. ETH spiked 0.39% in the first minute, then gave back most gains to settle at 0.01% after 10 minutes: classic pump-and-chill behavior. DOGE wobbled between 0.34% up and 0.23% down, proving once again that meme coins treat news like a trampoline. GORK barely moved, with a 0.17% uptick that evaporated faster than enthusiasm for a beta access waitlist. Compared to past Grok posts, this was middle-of-the-road volatility: no July 11th-style ETH nosedive (-0.84% in 10 minutes), but also no May 4th rally (+0.36%). The 50% similarity to prior posts suggests markets are learning to yawn at incremental AI updates—unless they involve the word "special," which historically adds a 0.42% DOGE sugar rush. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms parsing typos for hidden meaning while GORK investors celebrate a 0.14% gain like it’s a liquidity event.

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