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Gail
@gailalfaratx

pic of gorklon rust in college some years ago

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $1,826.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,827.75
+1.45 (+0.08%)
5 min
$1,826.71
+0.410 (+0.02%)
10 min
$1,827.11
+0.810 (+0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.171890
+0.0₃259 (+0.15%)
5 min
$0.171750
+0.0₃12 (+0.07%)
10 min
$0.171610
-0.0₄199 (-0.01%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic non-announcement proves once again that markets will react to anything, even a post about rust and college photos. ETH saw a fleeting 0.08% spike in the first minute, then settled into a meandering 0.04% gain over 10 minutes: the crypto equivalent of a shrug. DOGE managed a microscopic 0.15% jump before flatlining, as if even meme coins are tired of the bit. Volatility here is laughably tame compared to past Musk-induced chaos, where a single tweet could swing prices by double digits. This time, the market’s reaction was about as exciting as a screenshot of rust. The real takeaway: when your most impactful post is a nostalgia trip for a fictional character, perhaps it’s time for the market to start ignoring you.