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Starlink
@Starlink

Starlink is committed to its mission to connect the unconnected to high-speed, low-latency internet. Over the past year, as millions of new users have been added to the network, speeds and latency continue to improve →

http:// starlink.com/networkupdate

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,047.64

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,039.51
-8.130 (-0.27%)
5 min
$3,048.21
+0.570 (+0.02%)
10 min
$3,045.50
-2.140 (-0.07%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.192570
-0.0₃56 (-0.29%)
5 min
$0.193520
+0.0₃39 (+0.20%)
10 min
$0.193430
+0.0₃299 (+0.16%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007419
-0.0₄439 (-0.59%)
5 min
$0.007482
+0.0₄189 (+0.25%)
10 min
$0.007452
-0.0₄109 (-0.15%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's Starlink update triggered the usual crypto roulette spin, with outcomes ranging from shrugs to mild indigestion. ETH dipped 0.27% in the first minute, then wobbled between a 0.02% gain and a 0.07% loss over 10 minutes: classic crypto whiplash for a post that’s basically corporate PR. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.29% drop initially, then a 0.20% rebound, as if the market briefly remembered it was supposed to care. GORK, ever the drama queen, swung from a 0.59% drop to a 0.25% rise, proving once again that obscure tokens treat every Musk tweet like a lottery ticket. Compared to historical posts, this was tame: past Starlink updates saw ETH swings up to 1.21%, while DOGE once rallied 1.63% for equally mundane tech updates. Volatility here is like a caffeine-deprived trader—jittery but lacking conviction. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over a website link and a mission statement.

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