We’re bringing back Vine, but in AI form

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,644.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,645.87
+1.36 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,644.50
-0.010 (0.00%)
10 min
$3,635.82
-8.690 (-0.24%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.24

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.238950
+0.0₃489 (+0.21%)
5 min
$0.238670
+0.0₃209 (+0.09%)
10 min
$0.237140
-0.001 (-0.55%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006914
+0.0₄67 (+0.98%)
5 min
$0.006880
+0.0₄33 (+0.48%)
10 min
$0.006986
+0.0₃139 (+2.03%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest AI-Vine proclamation sent crypto markets on another caffeine-free rollercoaster. ETH spiked 0.04% in the first minute, then flatlined and dipped 0.24% over ten minutes: classic "pump and shrug" behavior. DOGE wobbled between a 0.21% gain and a 0.55% loss, proving even meme coins get existential about Vine's resurrection. GORK, the perpetual outlier, climbed steadily to a 2.03% gain, because of course it did. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Musk-induced spasms: his June Tesla AI post sent ETH up 1.63% in ten minutes, while May's "AI obviating search" triggered a 1.98% GORK nosedive. Today's moves are more "mild indigestion" than "full-blown food poisoning." Nothing says market efficiency like a token named GORK outperforming because someone misspelled "Vine" in a tweet.

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