AI will not have a hard time outfoxing us

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Crémieux
@cremieuxrecueil

Someone slapped together a big dataset of password leaks today. Here's the distribution of pin numbers from a few times those got leaked a while back.

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,555.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,555.10
-0.640 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,553.72
-2.020 (-0.08%)
10 min
$2,555.03
-0.710 (-0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.17

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.170500
-0.0₄599 (-0.04%)
5 min
$0.170480
-0.0₄799 (-0.05%)
10 min
$0.170630
+0.0₄7 (+0.04%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.006670
+0.0₄2 (+0.30%)
5 min
$0.006670
+0.0₄2 (+0.30%)
10 min
$0.006700
+0.0₄5 (+0.75%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest musing on AI outfoxing humanity triggered a market shrug so subtle it might as well have been a nap. ETH dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then 0.08% over five minutes, before settling at a 0.04% drop by ten minutes: a volatility so mild it wouldn’t startle a sleeping cat. DOGE mirrored this lethargy with a 0.04% drop, then 0.05%, before a token 0.03% rebound. GORK, ever the contrarian, rose 0.30% immediately and clung to a 0.75% gain by ten minutes—proof that even Musk’s offhand AI remarks can’t suppress the meme-stock circus. Context: this post’s 56% similarity to a May 25 AI comment saw ETH swing +0.04% then -0.09% before a 0.10% rally, while GORK cratered 1.98%. Today’s reaction is downright tranquil by comparison, suggesting the market’s AI fatigue is real. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a cryptocoin named GORK outperforming ETH because Musk quoted a password leak study.

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