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Phil Duan
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,130.30

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,142.10
+11.80 (+0.55%)
5 min
$2,152.20
+21.90 (+1.03%)
10 min
$2,164.93
+34.63 (+1.63%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.144440
+0.0₃64 (+0.45%)
5 min
$0.145170
+0.001 (+0.95%)
10 min
$0.145940
+0.002 (+1.49%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.005290
+0.0₄2 (+0.38%)
5 min
$0.005320
+0.0₄499 (+0.95%)
10 min
$0.005350
+0.0₄799 (+1.52%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic Tesla AI post sent crypto markets on a caffeine-free energy drink buzz. ETH jumped 0.55% in 1 minute, 1.03% in 5, and 1.63% in 10, while DOGE and GORK mirrored the trend with 0.45%-1.52% gains: a textbook "Musk micro-pump" despite the post being roughly 32% coherent. Volatility was tame by historical standards, where similar AI-themed posts swung ETH between -0.46% and +0.43%—today’s reaction lands in the top quartile of enthusiasm, proving markets will cling to any Tesla-related acronym like a cat to a warm laptop. The real mystery is why GORK, a token presumably named by a sleep-deprived intern, moves at all.

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