AI will obviate search

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Mario Nawfal
@MarioNawfal

JUST GROK IT: GOOGLE SEARCH SLIPS BELOW 90% FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 2015 After a decade of ruling the web, Google’s grip is cracking. Global search share fell to 89.71% in March - its first real stumble since 2015. Turns out people are done scrolling through SEO sludge and ads

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,493.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,493.99
+0.980 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,490.78
-2.230 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,495.54
+2.53 (+0.10%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.22

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.221390
+0.0₃12 (+0.05%)
5 min
$0.220930
-0.0₃34 (-0.15%)
10 min
$0.221480
+0.0₃21 (+0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.018980
-0.0₃209 (-1.09%)
5 min
$0.018940
-0.0₃25 (-1.30%)
10 min
$0.018810
-0.0₃379 (-1.98%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's AI musings sent crypto markets on a caffeine-free rollercoaster: mostly jitters, no splitters. ETH wobbled like a sleep-deprived trader: up 0.04% in a minute, down 0.09% in five, then a heroic 0.10% rebound by ten. DOGE mirrored this existential dance with 0.05% hope, 0.15% despair, and 0.09% cautious optimism. GORK, the supposed star of the show, faceplanted harder than a Google search result: down 1.09%, 1.30%, then 1.98%—proving that naming your token after a verb doesn’t make it one. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 2% swing is considered a nap. Historical context is absent, suggesting even the market’s algorithm shrugged and went back to watching cat videos. The real takeaway: Musk can move markets with a tweet, but this time he only managed to nudge them awake. Perhaps AI will obviate hype next.

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