Def true 4 me

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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,756.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,758.00
+1.49 (+0.04%)
5 min
$3,762.65
+6.14 (+0.16%)
10 min
$3,757.63
+1.12 (+0.03%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.273250
-0.0₃329 (-0.12%)
5 min
$0.272580
-0.001 (-0.37%)
10 min
$0.272100
-0.001 (-0.54%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.007745
+0.0₃115 (+1.51%)
5 min
$0.007747
+0.0₃117 (+1.53%)
10 min
$0.007723
+0.0₄93 (+1.22%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptographic poetry ("def true 4 me face_exhaling None") proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when the message is essentially a shrug in binary. ETH showed modest gains: up 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.16% in 5 minutes, then a meager 0.03% by 10 minutes, suggesting initial enthusiasm fizzled faster than a meme coin’s utility. DOGE dipped slightly (-0.12% to -0.54%), perhaps because even joke currencies demand more effort than a half-baked tweet. GORK, the perpetual wildcard, rallied 1.5%—because why not? Volatility was tame compared to historical norms: past posts with similar ambiguity (49% similarity) saw ETH swings up to 0.5% and GORK spikes over 1%, while DOGE often shrugged harder than Musk’s syntax. Today’s reaction was basically a yawn with a side of algorithmic confusion. Nothing says "efficient markets" like a token named GORK outperforming because someone tweeted the equivalent of a screensaver error message.

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