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Owen Sparks
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📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,811.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,809.51
-1.760 (-0.05%)
5 min
$3,812.81
+1.54 (+0.04%)
10 min
$3,806.16
-5.110 (-0.13%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.264960
-0.002 (-0.80%)
5 min
$0.264980
-0.002 (-0.79%)
10 min
$0.264810
-0.002 (-0.86%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008131
+0.0₅499 (+0.06%)
5 min
$0.008134
+0.0₅8 (+0.10%)
10 min
$0.008109
-0.0₄169 (-0.21%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when they have no idea what it means. ETH wobbled between minor losses and gains: down 0.05% in the first minute, up 0.04% after five, then down 0.13% at the ten-minute mark. DOGE showed more conviction in its confusion, dropping 0.8% immediately and staying down around 0.85%. GORK, ever the wildcard, flirted with insignificance, bouncing between microscopic gains and losses. Compared to historical precedent, this was tame volatility. Past identical posts have triggered ETH swings up to 0.49%, DOGE plunges over 1%, and GORK’s trademark chaos. Today’s reaction suggests traders are either fatigued or finally developing a semblance of immunity to Musk’s emoji-based economic policy. Nothing says efficient markets like a tearful laughing face moving billions in value.

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