
Elon Musk
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As promised
😏 x.com/owensparks_/st…📈 Market Reaction:
ETH
Before post: $3,811.27
DOGE
Before post: $0.27
GORK
Before post: $0.01
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Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Elon Musk's latest cryptic emoji-laden post proves once again that markets will react to anything, even when they have no idea what it means. ETH wobbled between minor losses and gains: down 0.05% in the first minute, up 0.04% after five, then down 0.13% at the ten-minute mark. DOGE showed more conviction in its confusion, dropping 0.8% immediately and staying down around 0.85%. GORK, ever the wildcard, flirted with insignificance, bouncing between microscopic gains and losses. Compared to historical precedent, this was tame volatility. Past identical posts have triggered ETH swings up to 0.49%, DOGE plunges over 1%, and GORK’s trademark chaos. Today’s reaction suggests traders are either fatigued or finally developing a semblance of immunity to Musk’s emoji-based economic policy. Nothing says efficient markets like a tearful laughing face moving billions in value.