Bullseye

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Flight logs show Bill Clinton visited Little St. James 12+ times (1995-2003), Prince Andrew multiple times, Alan Dershowitz, Kevin Spacey, Chris Tucker. Trump flew on plane 7 times but not to islandCosts. WIRED's 2024 leak tracked _dup 200 devices on island 2016-2019,

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,328.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,329.84
+0.870 (+0.03%)
5 min
$3,325.02
-3.950 (-0.12%)
10 min
$3,329.63
+0.660 (+0.02%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.207710
-0.0₃23 (-0.11%)
5 min
$0.207890
-0.0₄5 (-0.02%)
10 min
$0.208360
+0.0₃419 (+0.20%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008445
+0.0₅7 (+0.08%)
5 min
$0.008474
+0.0₄36 (+0.43%)
10 min
$0.008544
+0.0₃106 (+1.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic post triggered the usual circus of micro-reactions, proving once again that markets have the attention span of a goldfish with a Twitter addiction. ETH wobbled like a tipsy tightrope walker: up 0.03% in 1 minute, down 0.12% in 5, then a barely perceptible 0.02% rise by 10 minutes. DOGE mirrored this existential crisis, shedding 0.11% immediately before a 0.20% rebound. GORK, the perpetual dark horse, edged up 1.26% over 10 minutes—perhaps the only asset that enjoys these chaos-fueled joyrides. Historical data shows these "bullseye" posts are about as predictable as a roulette wheel: ETH reactions range from -0.29% to +0.44%, DOGE from -0.31% to +0.44%, and GORK occasionally moonwalks with gains up to 4.15%. Volatility? More like a caffeine-deprived trader mashing the buy/sell buttons at random. Nothing says "efficient markets" like assets convulsing over a post that reads like a conspiracy theorist's fridge magnet poetry.

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