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Paul D. Thacker
@thackerpd

The most obvious bias is that NPR no longer has an account here on X where most Amercans hang out, and they only posts on Lefty Bluesky. All you need to know. x.com/SenJohnKennedy…

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $3,354.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,353.66
-1.330 (-0.04%)
5 min
$3,346.00
-8.990 (-0.27%)
10 min
$3,368.34
+13.35 (+0.40%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.212580
-0.0₃35 (-0.16%)
5 min
$0.211250
-0.002 (-0.79%)
10 min
$0.212730
-0.0₃2 (-0.09%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008078
-0.0₄429 (-0.53%)
5 min
$0.008013
-0.0₃108 (-1.33%)
10 min
$0.008142
+0.0₄21 (+0.26%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's latest cryptic musing on media bias triggered the usual crypto rollercoaster, proving once again that ambiguity is the new market catalyst. ETH dipped 0.04% in the first minute, then slid 0.27% over five minutes before rebounding 0.40% after ten: a classic "panic, second-guess, shrug" pattern. DOGE mirrored this with a 0.16% drop, then a steeper 0.79% fall, before a near-full recovery at 0.09% down. GORK, ever the drama queen, swung from 0.53% down to 1.33% down, then flipped to a 0.26% gain. Compared to historical "obvious" and "exactly" posts, this reaction was milder—no single-asset swing exceeded 1.5%, unlike past GORK spasms hitting 1.51%. Volatility here was a decaf version of the usual espresso shot. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets convulsing over a tweet that reads like a political subtweet drafted by a sleep-deprived intern.

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