So obvious

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Jesse Peltan
@JessePeltan

I don’t understand how anybody can look at this and think “solar isn’t real energy.” The Sun is ~99.9% of the mass of the solar system. EVERYTHING else is a rounding error.

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PayPal 🇺🇸

Before post: $74.78

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$74.80
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$74.64
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$74.60
-0.180 (-0.24%)

Tesla 🇺🇸

Before post: $327.50

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$328.25
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$327.86
+0.366 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,850.91

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$2,855.50
+4.59 (+0.16%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

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GORK

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's solar energy musings sparked more light than heat in the markets, with reactions ranging from mild curiosity to utter indifference. PayPal saw a fleeting 0.03% uptick before fading to -0.24% over 10 minutes, proving even Musk's tweets can't make fintech exciting. Tesla inched up 0.23% initially but lost momentum, settling at +0.11%—suggesting investors nodded along but didn't rush to buy. ETH and DOGE wobbled with sub-0.2% moves, while GORK's -0.32% drop confirmed memecoins remain a rounding error in market math. Compared to his June "obvious lie" post—which tanked Tesla 1.67%—this was a snooze-fest, with volatility barely registering above background noise. The real energy here? The sun, apparently. Markets, however, remained firmly in power-saver mode.

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