After talking to the

@xai team late one night about this, I thought damn we’re probably in a sim right now 🫤

📈 Market Reaction:

ETH

Before post: $2,963.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,965.05
+1.44 (+0.05%)
5 min
$2,964.73
+1.12 (+0.04%)
10 min
$2,962.52
-1.090 (-0.04%)

DOGE

Before post: $0.20

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.198050
+0.0₃32 (+0.16%)
5 min
$0.197830
+0.0₃1 (+0.05%)
10 min
$0.197570
-0.0₃159 (-0.08%)

GORK

Before post: $0.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$0.008257
+0.0₄18 (+0.22%)
5 min
$0.008232
-0.0₅7 (-0.08%)
10 min
$0.008244
+0.0₅499 (+0.06%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Elon Musk's existential musings once again prove that crypto markets thrive on vibes, not fundamentals. ETH saw a fleeting 0.05% bump in the first minute, then flatlined with a 0.04% dip by minute 10: classic "pump and shrug" behavior. DOGE wobbled between a 0.16% gain and 0.08% loss, while GORK’s 0.22% spike evaporated faster than a simulation theory debate. Compared to past posts, this was a snooze: historical "thinking_face" tweets triggered ETH swings up to 0.50%, and GORK once rallied 1.22% on sheer confusion. Today’s volatility was roughly on par with a sleepy Sunday trading session. Nothing says "efficient markets" like digital assets reacting to a billionaire’s midnight shower thoughts.

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